She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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