Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance

(1-586): View more from Michigan

Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer

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(561): View more from Florida

Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Hm. I declare blue a flavor.

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(614): View more from Ohio

My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.

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(317): View more from Indiana

my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake

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(818): View more from California

We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer

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