and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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