Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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