I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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