Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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