what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Do vagina's smell?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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