its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Randomize
