Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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