My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
