all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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