have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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