that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just pee around me
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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