i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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