you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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