is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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