if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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