Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
