that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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