Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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