I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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