In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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