I can tuck mytits in my pants
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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