There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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