Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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