You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Randomize
