You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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