Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
wow bdsm is so cute
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