How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I had to cum in my sink.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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