i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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