i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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