I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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