Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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