So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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