I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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