she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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