New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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