Cold hands, warm shart.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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