Taylor Swift is so right about you.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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