Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize