Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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