he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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