We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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