i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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