Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize