He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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