spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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