Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We are all done wearing pants today
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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