Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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