is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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