I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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