i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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