I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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