im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My feet surprised me
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