Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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