shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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